Brokenimagination is like a normal fridge magnet, but it works in the rain.“shankyourjory is an earring that sounds better than it looks!” mwahahaha that means I shall charm Anders?antivan-milkshake is a toothbrush that checks your spelling!
“paragadeshep is an mp3 player! it hovers!”
cool.
(Source: causalspoilers)
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souryellows reblogged this from comfortableandkind and added:
souryellows is a computer mouse that contains alcohol, comes in seven different colours and dissolves dirt.
trivinia reblogged this from annacantsleep and added:
trivinia is an armband that removes stubborn stains, has velcro pads on the side and traps small animals.
goldenvegetation reblogged this from infinityankle and added:
goldenvegetation is an ironing board that has a retro 70s design! It can be used on the move and loves you as a person.
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tahotastic reblogged this from bigfluffysheep and added:
tahotastic is a jetpack that counts your loose change! It helps the medicine go down and makes clicking noises.
vampirechipmunk reblogged this from guardyanangel and added:
vampirechipmunk is a genetically-modified sheep that keeps your carpets clean! It detects background radiation and...
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obiwansnewapprentice reblogged this from obscureculturalreference and added:
ObiWansNewApprentice is a trouser press! It induces lucid dreaming! somehow, I find this oddly fitting…
srippii reblogged this from lesbighost and added:
normal blender, but...any murderous rampages yet....blender....
replaceheart reblogged this from nakedcherry and added:
replaceheart is a hat that bounces! It shoots laser beams and shreds documents.
eachainn reblogged this from natoya25 and added:
eachainn is a stapler that glows in the dark and can light cigarettes.
pharaoh-x-aibou reblogged this from natoya25 and added:
is… “pharaoh-x-aibou...trained professional.” Gosh, I sound so special *shiny eyes*
natoya25 reblogged this from nightsasunder and added:
Natoya25 is a pen that glows in the dark and can be controlled remotely. I’m a glow in the dark pen! :D
nightsasunder reblogged this from ladyloserface and added:
nightsasunder is a webcam that shreds documents! It extends at the touch of a button. Now that is just EPIC.
my-lipgloss-smile reblogged this from maevele and added:
my-lipgloss-smile is a chainsaw that comes in seven different colours! …oh.
dreamfaerye reblogged this from vapidintellect and added:
dreamfaerye is a cricket bat that walks on three mechanical legs! It disinfects work surfaces. Well, at least I’m...
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oddfellows rest is a trouser press that chirps and whistles, increases your sex appeal and hovers. Stick with me kid,...
succulentsaskie reblogged this from vapidintellect and added:
succulentsaskie is an explosive device that feeds your pets, turns your lights on and off and turns your lights on and...
goodbyeomelas reblogged this from vapidintellect and added:
goodbyeomelas is like a normal alcoholic drink, but it can communicate with your lightbulb.
vapidintellect reblogged this from vampishly and added:
bonjour-ruthi is a wafer-thin plastic sheet that sorts your mail! It folds out into a tent and fits into the boot of a...
a-brilliant-loser reblogged this from thezombienerd and added:
“yuutousei is a penknife that flashes at intervals and contains the entire Encyclopaedia Britannica.” I want one…....
allieissuperbene reblogged this from matriarch-aethyta and added:
allieissuperbene is like a normal umbrella, but it cannot be moved. uhm
life-in-3d reblogged this from paranoidandroid42 and added:
life-in-3D is a video recorder that can be taken on holiday! It helps around the home and obeys simple instructions.
mymindinbinary reblogged this from kiki-myaki and added:
Rainbow Pooping Unicorn is like a normal fizzy drink, but it increases your sex appeal. omg yes.
biggestnerd reblogged this from timelordy-teganbreann and added:
biggestnerd is a television set that has a human brain inside! It has room for a tricycle inside.
hoeskee reblogged this from closetsexual and added:
Hoeskee is a shoelace! It mimics the movements of a lizard! lol wut
snaildoki reblogged this from cumbrobatch and added:
snaildoki is a walking stick! It dissolves in water! what
wellcometothecrazy reblogged this from underthesuperwhosea and added:
wellcometothecrazy is a pogo stick that traps small animals! It is laced with vodka and has an alarm setting.
underthesuperwhosea reblogged this from pipe-shaped-igniter and added:
underthesuperwhosea is a letter-opener that detects evil!
annacantsleep reblogged this from junkmarket and added:
emeraldeyesiris is a personal organiser that produces pure oxygen and keeps drinks hot.
kiki-myaki reblogged this from bunnyloz and added:
Kiki-Myaki is a rickshaw that’s made of rubber, fits in your pocket and is programmed against harming humans. Well yeah,...
bunnyloz reblogged this from junkmarket and added:
bunnyloz is a pot plant that can play chess! well, i can play chess so it’s half right.
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brokenimagination reblogged this from shankyourjory and added:
Brokenimagination is like a normal fridge magnet, but it works in the rain.
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pipe-shaped-igniter reblogged this from chimpiewestside and added:
pipe shaped igniter is a fridge magnet that holds up to twenty cigarettes! It can read warchalking symbols and may have...
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Chimpiewestside is a crematorium that operates on a quantum level, works in the opposite way to that which you’d expect...
junkmarket reblogged this from cumbrobatch and added:
rose-et-vert is like a normal stick of chewing gum, but it keeps food warm.
cumbrobatch reblogged this from lick-my-lamppost and added:
shikariconstellations is a genetically-modified sheep that tracks its position with GPS! It has velcro pads on the side...
adoctorwhourl reblogged this from paranoidandroid42 and added:
sommerfrische is a key-ring that smells a bit funny! It keeps your breath fresh for up to twenty-four hours.
lifeisnotaverage reblogged this from onlytowardschaos and added:
lifeisnotaverage is a contraceptive device that can be taken apart and reassembled in 30 seconds.
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onlytowardschaos reblogged this from missl0nelyhearts and added:
onlytowardschaos is a bathtub that bounces! It connects to the web and works underwater.
7he13oy reblogged this from fuckyeahmalarky and added:
7he3oy is a housebrick that fires plastic darts, is perfectly safe to use and receives data from any nearby security...
thessalian reblogged this from edamahun and added:
“Thessalian is an umbrella! It connects to the Internet!” Dang, I want one of these.
edamahun reblogged this from zeph0r and added:
Edamahun is a headband! It mimics the movements of a lizard!
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It’s a suitcase that pushes things down staircases, is two inches tall and expands at the touch of a button. :)
